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  1. When she tried to sing, it sounded like a walrus giving birth to farm equipment.
  2. Her eyes twinkled, like the moustache of a man with a cold.
  3. She was like a magnet: Attractive from the back, repulsive from the front.
  4. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
  5. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.